Fossil Found During Bachelor Party is 10 Million Years Old: According to a museum paleontologist a fossil mastodon skull found by a group attending a bachelor party at a New Mexico lakeshore is more than 10 million years old and will take at least six months to clean. I’m all for science, but anytime the highlight of your bachelor party turns out to be a fossilized mastodon skull and not a stripper, its probably time to hire a new party planner.
Winona Ryder Doesn’t Use the Internet: In a recent interview with Elle, Winona Ryder claims that she doesn’t use the internet. What would be the point? Its pretty difficult to shoplift anything at Amazon.Com.
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Astronomers Believe They’ve Found Our Sun’s Sister Star: University of Texas astronomers report that a star has been found which may be a sister of our Sun, born in the same cloud of gas and dust in our Milky Way galaxy. Of course the only way to know for sure if this is really our sun’s sister star is to have both of them appear together on the Maurey Povich Show.
Hoarder Dies After Floor Collapses from Weight of Hoard: Police have recovered the body a 66-year-old woman who was thought to be a hoarder from the basement of her Conn. home after the first floor collapsed from the weight of clutter that was stacked clear to the ceiling. On a positive note, at least she packed a lot into her life.
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Toddler Pees on Seat After Jet Blue Denies Her Use of Restroom: A three-year-old toddler caused a JetBlue plane to be turned back around when she urinated on her seat after a JetBlue flight attendant refused to let her use the restroom for over 30-minutes while the plane was delayed the tarmac. It all may have gone unnoticed if someone hadn’t shouted “excuse me, urine my seat.”
Genetic Disorder Makes Man’s Right Arm Supersized: A young German man’s genetic disorder has made his right arm supersized while his left arm remains normal, helping him earn eight German national arm wrestling championships as well as fourteen international championships. I have my own theory about how his right arm became so huge and it doesn’t involve genetics. On the other hand, when his arm wrestling career is over, he’ll easily find plenty of work as someone’s right-hand man.
Family Fights Cops After Being Told No Knives at Amusement Park: Five members of a Vermont family assaulted police officers during a melee that erupted when security guards at a New Hampshire amusement park told them to leave their knives in the car. On a positive note, its nice to see that people are still doing things together as a family.
