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Man Walks Into McDonald's With Knife in His Back

Man Walks Into McDonald’s With Knife in His Back:  A man shocked customers when walked into a McDonald's in Jamaica, Queens with a six-inch knife sticking out of his back and speaking on his cellphone, calmly telling a family member that it might be the last time they hear from him.  Calming talking on his phone?  This guy’s definitely got some McNuggets.  Maybe its just me, but I think my first call would have been to 911.  Police say the man was stabbed just above his McRib.

World’s Oldest Human Poop Found in Spain:  Scientists digging around an ancient Neanderthal campfire site in Spain called El Salt stumbled upon what they believe to be the world’s oldest human poop, dating back to 50,000-years-ago.  Not surprisingly, the archaeologist who found this was a woman.  Who else would bring up s**t from 50,000 years ago?

Study Outlines Benefits of Drinking Coffee:  A new study in the New England Journal of Medicine suggests that drinking several cups of coffee a day isn't likely to harm your health and may even lower your risk of dying from chronic diseases such as diabetes and heart disease.  Of course if you buy all that coffee at Starbucks, you’ll likely end up in the poor house, but you’ll go their healthy.

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Hybrid Dog Breeds Very Popular:  A new trend among dog lovers is the hybrid dog, creating customized dog varieties by combining the best traits of two or more types of purebred breeds.  One of the most popular new breeds which is quite popular in the Arizona area is the “Don’t Cross the Boarder Collie.”  

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Federal Appeals Court Strikes Down Utah Gay-Marriage Ban:  Utah state officials say they plan to appeal a federal appeals court ruling which struck down Utah’s ban on same-sex marriage.  Because whenever anyone thinks of a strict interpretation of traditional marriage, the first place that comes to mind is Utah. 

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Man Survives After Lightning Blows Him Out of Boots:  A Georgia man says he is thankful to be alive after being blown out of his boots by a bolt of lightning.  Meteorologists expressed surprise, pointing out that normally, lightening strikes aren’t of a sexual nature.

Oakland Legalizes Pinball After 80-Year Ban:  After an 80-year ban, the city of Oakland, California has officially legalized pinball within the city limits.  All I can say is, somewhere there’s a deaf, dumb and blind kid feeling vindicated by this move.

Men Out-Shopping Women Online:  Surprising new research determined that men are now out-spending women on the internet, with men spending 30% more than women online.  Unfortunately, its all being spent on porn.

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