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UPS Attacked Online Over Delivery Fail

UPS Attacked Online Over Delivery Fail:  UPS has acknowledged being behind in delivery orders for Christmas, but that hasn’t stopped people from shaming the company on its Facebook page with scornful posts.  One congressman is so upset that he plans to phone UPS to demand an explanation just as soon as his new iPhone arrives.

Texas Pastor Advises Atheists to Leave the Country:  Texas megachurch Pastor John Hagee advised atheists and humanists who who “don’t like Christmas” to either get out of the country or “take your Walkmans and stuff them into your ears.”  The real danger in this kind of talk is that first they attack our Walkmans, then they’ll come after our Betamaxes, cassette tapes and floppy disks!

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Study Finds Concussions May Cause Alzheimer’s:  In what may be more bad news for the NFL, a new study published in the journal Neurology found that people who have suffered concussions are more likely to develop Alzheimer’s disease as they get older.  You mean to tell me that endlessly slamming your head into hard objects at high speeds year after year after year after year could have a downside?  Why you could have knocked me over with a feather - or perhaps a 240 pound linebacker.

Oklahoma Man Proposes While Being Arrested:  A police officer assisted an Oklahoma man to propose to his girlfriend by getting the ring from the man’s pocket while at the same time arresting him on two outstanding warrants for writing bogus checks.  Now I'm no psychic, but I see a trailer park, 5 kids and an A&E reality series in their future.

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Dozens Injured in London Theater Collapse:  Dozens do people watching a play were injured at London’s West End Theater when the ceiling or part of the balcony collapsed onto them.  Wow, talk about bringing the house down!

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Phil Robertson Back on Duck Dynasty:  Phil Robertson’s indefinite suspension appears to be over before it started as A&E announced that the Duck Dynasty star will not be taken off the show.  Apparently his “suspension” wasn’t all it was quacked up to be.  While fans of the show are relieved, others are crying foul. 

Canada Strikes Prostitution Laws:  The Supreme Court of Canada ruled in favor of safe working conditions for sex workers, striking down the nation's prostitution related laws in a unanimous 9-0 ruling.  What this ruling will essentially mean is that if you are happy with your current hooker, you can keep your current hooker.  In related news, Charlie Sheen announced plans to move to Canada.

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